Twilight!!

A friend of mine requested that I did this quiz. I did it 2 times, this is the results I got from my first eleven answers :




Apparently I resemble Bella, one of the characters from Twilight. Though I have no idea who she is, sure I'm going to find out soon enough. As soon as the exams are over. Talking about exams, they are so killing me!! Who could memorise all those Historical facts as if the people were his friends. Silly me, I have such a poor memory, I forget things as easily. I'm an elephant. *haha*

Anyway, getting back to the topic, I decided to take the quiz once again to see the other side of my personality. I believe that most people have a few personalities, that sometimes, when these personalities come together, inner conflict occurs.People start getting confused and emotional. So I took the test again, and I became...




EDWARD~~!!

Okay, this is the character that I have definitely heard of before. *haha* Twilight fans are gonna kill me for not knowing him. So sorry, no offence, I'm gonna find out about him as soon as the never-ending exams are over. XD So, hold your weapons and don't fire at me yet!!

As for those who are Twilight fans, do not hesitate to leave a comment and tell me all about these two. That's for now. Power to Twilight fans... for now..

What is love?

Before further elaborations, I'd like to say that this post is purely for friends who can take the joke. For those who have no idea of what's going on, no blames.


So you see, just NOW. I am staring at the blog of a 14 year old girl. She's a nice girl in fact, too carried away by her emotions and feelings. Having been dumped by her beloved, she has no other option but shy away in her lonesome cupboard of depression. And that is because she thinks she has no other option.

Some people would think that reading a post about a tragic incident would get anyone to feel sorry for her. But the fact is that, it is hilarious. HAHA!! I mean, the way she pathetically weeps over the loss of her beloved and the way she claims that she was dumped because so and so came into the life of her beloved. Get a life girl! Life has to go on. Sure, weep all you like, but then there will be a certain point where things will have to take a turning shift. The whole world is not going to stop until you get over your depression.

But still, the main thing is the way she expressed her so-call love for her beloved. Okay, I'm not saying that true love does not exist. But is it really possible that you've met the person, and love blooms ( on your part, not the other's) just like that? You're clinging on to a love that is not possible, You're clinging on to a relationship that by right, does not even exist. It merely exists in your own fantasy world. Maybe you're still young, maybe you're immature. Then you'll simply have to take the hard route then.

Some people may disapprove of this post. Some may simply disagree with this. Well question is, What is love ??

A-hell-of-a-roller-coaster ride

Despite our countless failings, when we look back at our own lives, we muse in despair at the lost opportunities to make good "what it could have been". We tell ourselves that everything is failing ourselves, nothing is going our way. Some take the shortcut to what they think is the "best way to life", thus missing out on loads of opportunities.

Life is one hell-of-a-roller-coaster ride. It has so many unexpected turns, too many in fact. But at the end of the day, you still want to ride it. We all go on in life. Some takes turns that are risky, some take turns who are for babies..If you're willing to take the risky way, go for it. Life's to short to be wasted. Life deserves to be lived to it's fullest. No matter how much bumps you meet on the risky route to success, it's always worth it when you look back at what you've done. You'll be glad that you've lived life to the fullest.

Plus, when you become old grandpas' and grandmas', old ah pek and ah ma.. you'll be proudly blabbering to your grandchildren: " last time ah gong take picture with statue of liberty you know!! got take picture ah! That time very young still somemore! Very geng o!! I show you. "





Back to the original topic, life's a-hell-of-a-roller coaster ride. But if you're willing to take on the journey, you get to enjoy the fun + exhilaration + experiences + friends + fresh air + healthy lifestyle + lots and lots to tell your grandchildren.


So, why waste anymore time, enjoy your roller-coaster life starting from now. And may you even invent your own special roller-coaster life one day.

Divorce leads to Virtual Murder?

Girls and boys out there..

Men and women sama-sama all have to be alert nowadays..

TOKYO – A 43-year-old Japanese woman whose sudden divorce in a virtual game world made her so angry that she killed her online husband's digital persona has been arrested on suspicion of hacking, police said Thursday.

The woman, who is jailed on suspicion of illegally accessing a computer and manipulating electronic data, used his identification and password to log onto popular interactive game "Maple Story" ( sorry guys, as much as I love maple, it's a fact that too many people are getting hurt by it and thru it) to carry out the virtual murder in mid-May.

"I was suddenly divorced, without a word of warning. That made me so angry," that's what the woman said.

She has not yet been formally charged, but if convicted could face a prison term of up to five years or a fine up to $5,000. A fine for killing a virtual character?!? Absurd!

A little introduction on maple. Players in "Maple Story" raise and manipulate digital images called "avatars" that represent themselves, while engaging in relationships, social activities and fighting against monsters and other obstacles, which is sort of fun if you don't get into any social conflicts.

This woman here used login information she got from the 33-year-old office worker when their characters were happily married, and killed the character. The man complained to police when he discovered that his beloved online avatar was dead. ( A man of such matured age, complaining? absurd!! =.= )

The woman was arrested of course. Moral of the story, getting involved in online games is fine. Getting involved in social conflicts in the strange world of networks, where everyone is a stranger another, can be the most dangerous thing ever. You don't know who you are connected with, you have simply no idea who is just across the line. You have no idea what could ever happen to you the next minute!!

So have a care people, ladies and gentlemen. If you are willing to take the risk, by all means go ahead, just have a care that there's as much evil lurking out there, as there is goodness in this world. (goodness = me~!! XD)

Guides To Rape

post adopted > Ripalo's blog

DISCLAIMER : Explicit content may be published. This is purely for sex "education". Please stay away if you feel offended.


Recently, i read a blog entry on ways to molest girls and i seriously think that, yeah, it could work.

*~~~Jun-jun riko asked me to inform all of you that her article did not inspire me.~~~~*

But hell no way i'm going to do that. It's so cheap and BAD.


Imagine you were the guy. Syok ya? Now, imagine you are that lady. You would probably stand there and freeze. Don't even talk about beating up the guy or shouting out loud. Those who shout out loud have experienced it before. The first time is the most suprising time. I bet you don't even dare see who groped your butt.

And there are also people who stare at you like they could lick and touch your whole body from top to bottom. Yeah...thats really disguting...and oh yeah...a picture to describe all the words here.


Ok, so now that you understand what i'm talking. Lets go to what i want to talk today.

GUIDES TO RAPE.( Male or Female )

1) Drug Rape (using date rape drugs)

Date rape drugs are odorless, colourless, and tasteless. To even notice them is impossible. You can get them normally at those run down houses where prostitutes gather in KL (alley behind Jalan Petaling). You can also get them in some bars or discos.

One of the more famous one is Rohypnol --- and can be bought at a price of USD 5.00 per tablet. In malaysia, one tablet would be around RM 30 - 60. Depending on your source. Once you drop a pill into the target's drink, bingo, in half an hour she will feel drowsy, and in 2 hours, you can do whatever you like.



2) Ambush

Ahhh....you do hear about those cases whereby men suddenly jump out and a lady gets raped. Wow. Fast, efficient, and no money needed. Just the right way of doing it considering that the economy these days are pretty bad.

Ok, first, you group up with a few man, preferably friends, as they will try not to sell you out. After you all group up (about 5 people), make a plan.

1) Find 2 places where it is dark, and secluded. preferably an alley and an abandoned warehouse.
2) Station a man to see who goes pass, whether the police do their patrols or not(for the warehouse and alley). Do this for 1 week.
3) Get ready all your equipments including face masks to conceal your identity, knives to threaten, and also chloroform if possible. Remember to bring a blindfold and ropes and some cloth to keep the victim quiet. Oh, and gloves.
4) The plan :

• Ambush and kidnap her. Remember to tie her up and blindfold and to even cover up her mouth.
  
• Transport her to the warehouse(put her into the boot to ensure even if police stops by, they won't notice anything suspicious.)
• Bring her into the warehouse.
  

5) Take turns. Okay, i will elaborate this.

• 3 people will be involved in ambushing the target. Ambush her all at once. Get her mouth first, then only aim her hands and legs. Even a karate pro wouldn't stand a chance against 3 men.
• 1 man will have to stand guard at the entrance of the alley so that if anybody or the police were to pass by, the assaulters can be notified.
• The last man will have to be ready with a vehicle. Every good plan has an escape route.
• Take turn to rape the victim.
• Pls remember not to use real names and try not to make any noise.
  

6) After doing your stuff, remember to clear up the place. Pls make sure your gloves are on your hands the entire period.
7) Throw her on any road where nobody passes by frequently.

*You need a place where she doesn't know so the police won't go to the crime scene to get info.
**Even if the police have your sperm samples, they can't find the person, they can only match samples.
***Just don't be suspected, and the police can do nothing.

3) Parties

I don't mean those type of high-class or civilised parties. I mean the ones that go on at KL or in the US, where the people PARTY in bars and so on crazily.

Anyway, there was a case of a girl raped in the party by 20++ men. And after investigation by the police, only 5 of them were the real plotters. The rest thought that the woman was jz playing out her fantasy by getting raped publicly. =.='''' Anyway, nobody stopped those 5 guys because they thought that the woman knew them. =.='''' Well, it does happen in parties when people are all high.

Don't believe me? here are some links on the reports for party rape.

4) Sprays

This spray can make the victim faint in 2 seconds. Its the ultimate weapon. But it's costly, around RM120.

Ok...i believe for now, i have done a sin by even teaching the public how to rape people.
That's total bullshit. What i got was just from the internet. Imagine really pro rapist finding info and getting drugs and doing the real thing. How would it be that way?

"To know the intention of others is to protect yourself." ripalo

The real reason i'm telling you ways to rape is so that you can learn how to PREVENT yourself from BEING RAPED. It's really such a simple thinking process that many do not do.


For case 1...(being drugged)

1) Never accept drinks from a stranger, if you do, focus on how the bartender prepares the drink. Some bartenders are bad.
2) Always go in a pack with your friends. You can have more fun together, and you know that they can help you out if something is wrong.
3) Date rape drugs cannot be identified even after you took it. There are a few common symptoms after you take a date rape drug.

• You feel thirsty
• Your tongue goes dry
• You feel dizzy (of course lar...date rape drug marh)
• You notice something wrong with your body in the period of 45 mins after drinking a drink offered by a stranger.

4) Never leave drinks unattended. Someone you know or don't know may just slip a pill/tablet into the drinks.
5) Remember that non-alcoholic drinks can be drugged too.


For case 2....(being abducted/ambushed on the scene)

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1) Try to prevent walking alone at night. The best is to have a female friend and a male friend to accompany you.
2) Try not to use backalleys or dark places where people rarely pass by.
3) Be aware of yur surroundings, if you see a man acting wierdly (they always do), RUN towards a more public area / shop / police station.
4) If you are assaulted from behind, don't stand in shock, direct all your power to the crotch.
5) Deliver your strikes or kicks to your assailant's vital areas (anatomical weak points), such as groin or solar plexus. (eyes are okay also)
6) Do not deliver repeated strikes which do not work. Such as repeatedly beating off the chest of the assaulter. Try different things. Aim different places. Every grip that they have on you as a minor weakness. All you need is to find the angle whereby the grip possesses the least force, and strike at it.

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IF YOU ARE ABDUCTED
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1) Just don't shout / do anything stupid. I know its hard to keep calm, but try to do so.
2) Don't try to hurt the assailant, if you are tied up by more than 2 men, its hardly a good method. You may make them angry and you may be killed.
3) Notice the surrounding, hear for clues. Did they abduct you to somewhere near the highway? Or does it have the smell of the jungle,a palm estate, or a rubber estate. Hear their voices carefully, and their conversation. Get a name. Grab his body and check out what special features your assailant has. Does he have a missing finger? Or whatsoever. It's hard to, but it's totally needed if you want to get your revenge.
4) Always remember that rapist will always repeat their crime. You will get your revenge eventually by convicting them at court as a witness.
5) NEVER WASH YOURSELF AFTER YOU HAVE BEEN RAPED. You will need to go to a hospital and get all those dirty sperm samples to make sure if the suspect is caught, you can convict them.
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Case 3...(being raped at a rowdy party)

1) Don't act slutty at the first place.
2) Go with a group of friends so they protect you.
3) Never agree to stay behind. Stick with your friends.
4) Follow your instincts. Women have great instincts.
5) If anything really happens, just grab anything near you, glass or whatever, and swing it toward the face of your assailant. As in horizontally use the glass to slam on his ear. That will be much more painful than hitting on the head.



Now that you have the basic knowledge on what you have to do, all you need is to prepare yourself mentally for an attack.

Y.E. presentation

Yin : A very good morning to Yang Amat Berhormat, our very distinguished guests, ladies and gentlemen. First things first, we’re very glad to be a part of today’s presentation. And we’re so proud to be standing up here on the stage. So, why are we all gathered here in this hall? What’s our motif as to be standing here today?

Choral : We’re here to give a talk, we’re here to present something.
We’re here to share with you, something that means everything.
To some, it might not ring,
To others, (oh) it’s just nothing.
But let us tell you a thing, to us, Jivey’s everything.

Yin : So, people! There you have it. In just a blink of an eye, we, the jivey-ians have gone through a year under the YE program. And during this fun-living and meaningful period of time, we learnt a lot of useful skills, gained tones of experiences. We learnt to manage our time in and out. We learnt what it is to give and not to take in tolerance. We learnt the joy of succeeding in a certain sale, the joy of achieving something more. Something beyond what we’ve hoped for. We’ve got something far better, something which values so much more than money. Something called ---------experience.

Choral : We come from all over of Penang, coming together in different shapes and sizes.
We’re united as a team, in the pursuit of our dreams.
We asked ourselves,
What can we make that would be more useful?
How can we make your life more meaningful?
Of what can we use to make it more beautiful?
What can we do to make your life more joyful?

Yin : And yes, ladies and gentlemen, a good start, is to ask yourself why are you here? What are you going to do? Are you going to make a change? Or do you do it out of sheer interest? Well, we all go on in life, and life goes on in Jivey. We’ve had so many experiences, and we’ve got them first hand. Well, during the production of our products, we’ve learnt skills that might bring us far in life. We learnt living skills..

Choral : Have you sewn before? NOO!!!
Do you know how to draw then? NOOO!!
Do you do well in designing? GOSH..WHO DOES GOOD IN THAT?!?
Well girl, you’ll just have to learn.

Yin : Most people take sewing for granted. It’s easy to watch people sewing, it’s easy to see people doing all the hard work. We’ll see how our girls fared..

Choral : AHHH!!....(gasps) AHHHH!! (gasps)
What’s wrong ? What’s wrong?
I’VE GOT A HOLE!!! (oooo)
I’VE GOT A HOLE TOO!! (aaaa)

Yin : And that, ladies and gentlemen is exactly the time where we learnt our First-aid skills. We had to clear the wound from Jia Hui’s finger. Besides stitching up Sherlynn’s dress that got cut when she was sewing.

Besides that, we learnt to communicate well

Choral : Before joining Jivey,
“aiyor aunty..come see..come buy..no money no talk, man!!”
Well after joining Jivey,
“Madam, have a look at our products, it’s of the best quality, you’ll be so satisfied.

Yin : A huge difference in the manner and style of communicating with others. Well, sometimes, it was hard keeping awake during meetings.We were all sleep deprived.

Choral : We worked so hard, we worked so tough.
From day to night, sunset to sunlight.
We were so tired, but we didn’t want to be fired.
(dominoes)
Some couldn’t take it, but we knew we had to make it.
Though tough it might be, we’ve got to stand it for all to see.
We’ve made a vow, a very solemn vow.
We’d deliver products in time, thought it might bring more than pain most of the time.

Yin : We’ve learnt through Y.E. , more than we ever did before. We even went for charity work in Pure Lotus and Than Xiang. Yes, not to forget our wonderful dance – the Macarena!!

(people dancing. HAHA!! Specifically the DIRECTORS!!! XD)

Yin : I’m sure all of you here are entertained by the “wonderful” performance of our members. So let us give a round of applause to the Jivey-ians as they give their last say in Y.E.

Choral : As united as we hold each other’s hand,
We stand firm, and we stand proud,
As united in a dream, a reality fantasy if you prefer to call it.
A dream that can be achieved, A dream so genuine, a dream so much inspired.

We, the Jivey-ians,
We’ll strive for the best, nothing but the best.
We, the Jivey-ians,
We’ll beat the rest, and be the best among the best.
For we, the Jivey-ians,
The best has yet to come, It’ll not be that we end up with none.
Because we are the Jivey-ians,
The proud and the extraordinary Jivey-ians.

One mind, one vision

A little wind blows through the dark alleys,

Bringing drops of rain with a calling.

To go back in time,

To reminisce the past

To reminisce the memories.

Had we not cried,

Had we not laughed,

Had we not been united in the very way,

As a team, as a whole?

We made a vow, a solemn vow.

The very day we entered till now.

Nothing was to fear,

Should we face it with courage,

Nothing to fear,

Even in the darkest nights

Growing up, might be hard,

Different opinions, different ideas.

When conflicts happen,

Familiar voices become strange

And when the journey cease to go on,

It brings nothing but hurt and pain.

In those broken memories,

Someone looks for the first days.

Someone searches for the joy,

Someone searches for the memories.

Oh, We’ve made a few mistakes,

A little here, a little there.

But is it worth it, to ruin such friendship?

Is it worth it, to destroy everything?

Is it worth it, that everything has to be done from scratch? *again?*

Is it worth the pain, the hurt? Is it worth the memories?

As we all say “NO!” to dadah,

We as a united team, say “NO!”

NO! IT’S NOT WORTH IT!

It’s not worth the love, the friendship, the hardship.

It’s not worth the hurt, the pain, the agony.

We strive for the best, nothing but the best.

We’ll beat the rest, and be the best among the best.

The best has yet to come,

It’ll not be that we end up with none

As united, as we hold each other’s hands,

We stand firm, and we stand proud,

That we’re the young people of tomorrow.

As united in a dream, a reality fantasy if you want to call it.

A dream that can be achieved.

A dream much genuine, a dream much inspired...

MY GAWD PEOPLE!!!

We, the JIVEY-ians turned out champion (note the green colour XD) for the overalls in Y.E.
It's like so totally, super-duper cool!!

We actually turned out first place for the 3 major awards :
(a) Best Overall
(b) Best Annual Report
(c) Best Product

cool huh..of course lar XD

so, we got best overall. And everyone is happy. Connie is happy that we actually got the acknowledgement of the Best Annual Report. Jia Mein and I and Sue Yin and Deidre and haha my chappies..are glad that we won the Best Product. haha..the happiest of is Puan Oung. SHe seemed so tired and glad. Ahh..twas beautiful scene!! BEAUTIFUL neh LITTLE BARNACLES!!

Yes, it was beautiful to know that we won. But everything has 2 sides. Like a coin, you flip over, it's heads. Again you flip it over, it's tails! Everything has an ugly side and a beautiful side. Well the ugly side this time was when SHUN YING didn't want to believe that news.

I mean, I'm fine if you don't want to believe that incredible (but possible none the least) news. You didn't have to shout so loud that I was lying to you and stuff. Worse still, you did it in front of my JUNIOR!! fine, I'm not mad.. XD just a little surprised at your outburst though. But to be truthful, twas not a very nice moment when you threw in a fit over there.

anyways, lets move on. We got first place, first runner-up is St. Xaviers. Third, i can't remember sorry.. MSN me those who want to know about the details for the awards. =]

That's all i guess. Now, we'll be so busy on the preparation for the annual showcase. And there's the examination just around the corner. So everyone, GAMBATEH!!!

R.O.A.R

time flies..and in a blink of the eye..it's approaching the end of the year.

And you know, Y.E. results will be announced 2 days later!! arghh..and chaw yeh was "roar-ing" to me!

Which then I realised I still had to do the proposal for the wretched Y.E. thingy(opps..sorry zm..)
so there we are,

results in 2 days,
proposal due in 1 day,
homework due in 12 hours,
and mum's nagging due in 10 mins..


darn it.. XD haha..but let's look at the positive side, at least everybody is happy.
By the way, i have been asking. See, do we stand a chance?? haha..let's just IMAGINE we do. XD

And while I'm working on this post, there's our ex-ass. M.D. "sharing" with me her nervousness.. My Gawd!! It's in 2 days man..Don't have to worry that much surely? I mean you eat 6 times in 2 days, study for like 12 hours at school in the least? chat about for lets say practically 8 hours.. Where is there any time left to worry about this kinda stuff.

Yet again, our wonderful CY, has managed to make me nervous about it. Let's take a look at a snip off of our conversation:


SaNtaRaBbiT_NeRvoUs BuNNy says:
den lets "OMG" together

SaNtaRaBbiT_NeRvoUs BuNNy says:
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

SaNtaRaBbiT_NeRvoUs BuNNy says:
two days!

SaNtaRaBbiT_NeRvoUs BuNNy says:
48 hours!!

SaNtaRaBbiT_NeRvoUs BuNNy says:
ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!

Sharrol says:
you're THAT nervous huh..

SaNtaRaBbiT_NeRvoUs BuNNy says:
is SUPER DUPER DUPER POWER OMG de nervous k

so that's it! She managed to make me nervous all in 5 minutes. Still, I've got to scoot and get that proposal done. and you know what, she taught me what roar means:


Sharrol says:
what does roar stand for?

SaNtaRaBbiT_NeRvoUs BuNNy says:
ROAR.a way to show ur nervous.


So here it is to all ex Jivey-ians: ROAR!!!